Ok, I don't usually do this but I recently recieved a message from a certain Abbey Coleman on Orkut. Abbey Coleman turns out to be an extremely good looking Caucasian girl from North Carolina. With a very suggestive profile picture. Unfortunately, I deleted the actual message but it was along the lines of:




Hi,
I'm new to this whole orkut thing.... blah blah... i visited your profile and you seem like a really nice person.... anyway I hardly ever log in to orkut, im on this other site - [URL] - so come over there and visit me sometime. I would love to talk to you.
See you soon.
Abbey

So, me being a highly jobless guy and an orkuddict [which is a deadly combination], decided to check her scrapbook out. And the replies that some gullible people had sent in were hilarious! Here's the best of the lot:


M.A:
helllo Abbey
i am realy very sorry for this late reply i just check my mail box and see ur message .[Let me grovel first]
thanks for liking my page . [I can't believe a girl actually visited my profile!]
will u plz introduce ur self ?
and plz send message in scrap book for quick reply. [Operators are standing by....]
ok hope so see u sooon
see ya


v:
hi,how r u....ur good name? where r u?
u looks very preety [Her name's Abbey, not Preety.]

s:
better if u give me your no....... we can talk...... [So that's what phone numbers are for!!!!]

S:
Hi gal, i m pretty amazed @ d fact dat since i dont know u then how
come u gotta enter my profile.Do u know me or its just a random
selection.? [Oh no, nothing random here. I just picked the first 223,342,342,342 people that I liked and you happened to be one of them! Congratulations!!]

a:
HI ABBEY, myself [name] from india... a national circuit squash plyer... oh sooooory, first of all, belated happy valentine's day......
[This one is a classic. Finally a guy that doesnt like to talk about himself too much. And he wished her as well.... 3 weeks late.... awwww]

A:
hii Abbey...any reason for visiting my profile? [Yes, you are the hottest and sexiest 50 year old bald guy on orkut]

H:
hey.. i got u in my profile visitors. wanna friendship?? [Orkut wouldnt be Orkut without a franshape scrap. This one is for the real fans]

m:
wow...so cute...i wish to suck ur pits.. [Woah.. agressive!! I like that ... although I dont think she would appreciate getting her pits sucked.]

V:
spam?? [Haha....................... No. Marry me?]

G:
hai Abbey, wow nice name. [Wow. Flattery will get you everywhere. Wow.]

And the award goes to:


B:
Why do I have a feeling that you are just trying to draw people as members to the friendbucket site? [You're just paranoid B.... Abbey from North Carolina is madly in love with you. ]



Ok. Done with my bad deed of the day. Signing out.